Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins internet penpal site Avoids contact with any possible penpals

Joins internet penpal site Avoids contact with any possible penpals  Socially Awkward Penguin

Install text and call blocker Constantly check blocked history

Install text and call blocker Constantly check blocked history  Socially Awkward Penguin

nothing came out of EVERYTHING /r/atheism LLOL hahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

nothing came out of EVERYTHING /r/atheism LLOL hahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah  Socially Awkward Penguin

mom brings me for last visit to terminally ill neighbor and I say: How are you feeling today?

mom brings me for last visit to terminally ill neighbor and I say: How are you feeling today?  Socially Awkward Penguin

tells a whole story realizes no one was listening

tells a whole story realizes no one was listening  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy holds door open for you realize you're going to the same place, slow down so he won't have to do it twice.

Guy holds door open for you
 realize you're going to the same place, 
 slow down so he won't have to do it twice.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watches mailman place mail into mailbox through the window waits until they're out of sight to retrieve it

Watches mailman place mail into mailbox through the window waits until they're out of sight to retrieve it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meets Stephen Hawking Asks Him For An Autograph

Meets Stephen Hawking Asks Him For An Autograph  Socially Awkward Penguin

Afraid that any attempt to show interest Will come off as creepy

Afraid that any attempt to show interest Will come off as creepy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a car approuching the crosswalk on campus Pretend i'm not crossing

Sees a car approuching the crosswalk on campus Pretend i'm not crossing  Socially Awkward Penguin
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