Socially Awkward Penguin

Do something correct dozens of times. Fuck up once. Never do it again.

Do something correct dozens of times. Fuck up once.
 Never do it again.  Socially Awkward Penguin

People pronounce your name wrong Doesn't correct them, continues to let them call you that

People pronounce your name wrong Doesn't correct them, continues to let them call you that  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl in Class hope she doesnt sit next to me

Cute Girl in Class hope she doesnt sit next to me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Follows cute girl into laundromat to ask on a date Loses nerve, takes someone's laundry to look like he belongs

Follows cute girl into laundromat to ask on a date Loses nerve, takes someone's laundry to look like he belongs  Socially Awkward Penguin

COME AT ME BRO!!

 COME AT ME BRO!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Here's your ticket, enjoy the show." Thanks, you too.

three hour flight in middle seat hot girls on both sides

three hour flight in middle seat hot girls on both sides  Socially Awkward Penguin

want to see picture of girl you like on facebook get to picture by going through someone elses profile to make you feel less of a stalker

want to see picture of girl you like on facebook get to picture by going through someone elses profile to make you feel less of a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

wakes up early on friends couch has to pee but holds it until he gets home which is an hour away

wakes up early on friends couch has to pee but holds it until he gets home which is an hour away  Socially Awkward Penguin

family members start arriving hide in my room

family members start arriving hide in my room  Socially Awkward Penguin
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