Socially Awkward Penguin

Is about to sneeze stifles sneeze so nobody has to say "bless you"

Is about to sneeze stifles sneeze so nobody has to say

Excitedly gathers information about ladies reddit meeting to randomly be there as a man stays at home

Excitedly gathers information about ladies reddit meeting to randomly be there as a man stays at home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to remind you for sammich doesn't want to be a jerk

Wants to remind you for sammich doesn't want to be a jerk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy CLASS RING ONLY wear it at reunions

Buy CLASS  RING ONLY wear it at reunions  Socially Awkward Penguin

Office Party bury yourself in paperwork so you "can't attend"

Office Party bury yourself in paperwork so you

Sees crosswalk counting down and steps on brake Light stays green

Sees crosswalk counting down and steps on brake Light stays green  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sings along with the radio when driving alone Stops singing at all stoplights

Sings along with the radio when driving alone Stops singing at all stoplights  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes around saying he needs to itch an itch even though its called scratching

goes around saying he needs to itch an itch even though its called scratching  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plenty of urinals available Goes into the stall to pee.

Plenty of urinals available Goes into the stall to pee.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell me that I smell really good today "do I smell horrible every other day?"

Tell me that I smell really good today
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