Socially Awkward Penguin

Post doesn't do well Delete

Post doesn't do well Delete  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget what i texted check it again to make sure it wasn't stupid

Forget what i texted check it again to make sure it wasn't stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

bombshell bartender "sprite, please"

bombshell bartender

Tagging friends on Facebook photo Purposefully doesn't tag the hot girls first so they don't learn of my attraction to them

Tagging friends on Facebook photo Purposefully doesn't tag the hot girls first so they don't learn of my attraction to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make an effort not to be early to a party Arrives a day early

Make an effort not to be early to a party Arrives a day early  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets dust in eye keep rubbing it and complaining to everyone around you so they don't think you're crying

Gets dust in eye keep rubbing it and complaining to everyone around you so they don't think you're crying  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enjoy your show you too

Enjoy your show you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

do something awkward unable to think of clever way to phrase it

do something awkward unable to think of clever way to phrase it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes holy hour of Adoration as people begin kneeling on both ends of pew "Another hour it is!"

Finishes holy hour of Adoration as people begin kneeling on both ends of pew

"Everyone check under your seats to see if you won the prize" Finds a paper with words 'You won' under seat. Crap! Debates not saying anything. Looks again. Still there. Decides to claim prize because it is better to walk up to get the prize in front of 1

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