Socially Awkward Penguin

See's Fellow Redditor Outside Window of Clubroom Only Communicates with SAP Meme

See's Fellow Redditor Outside Window of Clubroom Only Communicates with SAP Meme  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks on the street side by side with a stranger at same speed starts walking faster/slower so no one thinks you know that person

walks on the street side by side with a stranger at same speed starts walking faster/slower so no one thinks you know that person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally stares at friend's chest Apologies for it

Accidentally stares at friend's chest Apologies for it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl friend requests you Views own profile to see what she might think of you prior to accepting it

Cute girl friend requests you Views own profile to see what she might think of you prior to accepting it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier asks if you want the receipt Says no, but still takes receipt

Cashier asks if you want the receipt Says no, but still takes receipt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leave bad tip Run out as fast as possible

Leave bad tip  Run out as fast as possible   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees acquaintance walk into elevator Takes the stairs

Sees acquaintance walk into elevator   Takes the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls car over to say hello to friend Wasn't a friend respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.

Pulls car over to say hello to friend Wasn't 
a friend respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.  Socially Awkward Penguin

washes crotch twice just in case

washes crotch twice just in case  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts about crashing an "all women's open bar" attaches picture of him and bro

Posts about crashing an
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