Socially Awkward Penguin

spends Friday night alone on the computer Afraid to open facebook because people could see I'm alone on the computer

spends Friday night alone on the computer Afraid to open facebook because people could  see I'm alone on the computer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds fly in food doesn't claim back money, ate most of it anyway

Finds fly in food doesn't claim back money, ate most of it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey dude, whats going on?" Good

Posting a good link to reddit Can't find a good title

Posting a good link to reddit Can't find a good title  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets weird lump in back of throat posts to reddit for medical advice

Gets weird lump in back of throat posts to reddit for medical advice  Socially Awkward Penguin

I want to go to Sonic But people I know work there now

I want to go to Sonic But people I know work there now    Socially Awkward Penguin

gets drunk and posts endless updates and comments on facebook deletes them all the next day praying nobody has read them yet

gets drunk and posts endless updates and comments on facebook deletes them all the next day praying nobody has read them yet    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a good trip" "You too" The other person isn't going anywhere.

Gym attendant: "Have a good workout" "You too!"

Gym attendant:

Lie to parents saying you have tried alcohol in high school because they didn't believe that you didn't

Lie to parents saying you have tried alcohol in high school because they didn't believe that you didn't  Socially Awkward Penguin
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