Socially Awkward Penguin

found out two of my friends are on reddit was too embarrassed to ask them about baconing narwhals

found out two of my friends are on reddit was too embarrassed to ask them about baconing narwhals  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listening to music on train with headphones Turns volume down

Listening to music on train with headphones Turns volume down  Socially Awkward Penguin

Participation is part of grade? There goes my gpa

Participation is part of grade? There goes my gpa  Socially Awkward Penguin

WOULD YOU LIKE GRILLED ONIONS, OR FRESH ONIONS? ...I'LL TAKE THE ONIONS

WOULD YOU LIKE GRILLED ONIONS, OR FRESH ONIONS? ...I'LL TAKE THE ONIONS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into mental health clinic wear sunglasses and mustache to avoid being recognized

Walk into mental health clinic wear sunglasses and mustache to avoid being recognized  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking to your car and are approaching someone you know walking in front of you Start walking extremely slow so you don't have to talk to them

Walking to your car and are approaching someone you know walking in front of you Start walking extremely slow so you don't have to talk to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doctor: Have you been sexually active? Does Masturbation count?

Doctor:
Have you been sexually active? Does Masturbation count?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Invited to baseball game "what team are we rooting for?"

Invited to baseball game

goes to party blank phone becomes the most interesting thing

goes to party blank phone becomes the most interesting thing  Socially Awkward Penguin

forget to cover mouth while yawning fake another yawn and cover it to appear polite

forget to cover mouth while yawning fake another yawn and cover it to appear polite  Socially Awkward Penguin
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