Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone i recognize from high school in a local bar avoid eye-contact the rest of the night

See someone i recognize from high school in a local bar avoid eye-contact the rest of the night  Socially Awkward Penguin

finishes his beer at party with a keg takes imaginary sips from empty cup to avoid waiting in line for more

finishes his beer at party with a keg takes imaginary sips from empty cup to avoid waiting in line for more  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says he isn't in shape. Beats everyone Mountain biking

Says he isn't in shape.  Beats everyone Mountain biking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute girls up ahead Suddenly has to pass gas

Sees cute girls up ahead Suddenly has to pass gas  Socially Awkward Penguin

DRIVES WITH MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD TURNS IT DOWN AT RED LIGHTS

DRIVES WITH MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD TURNS IT DOWN AT RED LIGHTS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is told: "enjoy your meal" at a restaurant "You too"

Is told:

Girl you like and talk to a lot logs into face book. Logs off, instantly think "She doesn't want to talk to me"

Girl you like and talk to a lot logs into face book. Logs off, instantly think

run out of things to say at party go to the toilet and pretend to pee

run out of things to say at party go to the toilet and pretend to pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

People collecting donations in office Go to bathroom right before they get to you

People collecting donations in office Go to bathroom right before they get to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

THINK THE GIRL AT MCDONALD'S IS FLUSTERED BECAUSE SHE'S FLIRTING WITH YOU ACTUALLY, SHE SPILLED COKE ON YOU

THINK THE GIRL AT MCDONALD'S IS FLUSTERED BECAUSE SHE'S FLIRTING WITH YOU ACTUALLY, SHE SPILLED COKE ON YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin
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