Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrive to an interview Fart loud enough for everyone in the room to hear during handshakes

Arrive to an interview Fart loud enough for everyone in the room to hear during handshakes  Socially Awkward Penguin

"drive safe!" "You too!"

Clean workout machine at the gym not the machine i just used

Clean workout machine at the gym not the machine i just used  Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to message cute girl on OKcupid Changes interests to hers

wants to message cute girl on OKcupid Changes interests to hers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Passes an acquaintance, says hi. ten minutes later passes them again "should i say something now?"

Passes an acquaintance, says hi. ten minutes later passes them again

Girlfriend asks if it's already in Is trying anal

Girlfriend asks if it's already in Is trying anal  Socially Awkward Penguin

try to reference a funny popular quote from a movie to a girl She hasn't seen the movie and doesn't get the joke

try to reference a funny popular quote from a movie to a girl She hasn't seen the movie and doesn't get the joke  Socially Awkward Penguin

GETS checked by the police adrenaline rush like you've smuggling cocaine

GETS checked by the police adrenaline rush like you've smuggling cocaine  Socially Awkward Penguin

pooping, stall door gap too wide, someone walks past eye contact

pooping, stall door gap too wide, someone walks past eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Find Giant hole in back of pants After wearing them all day at work

Find Giant hole in back of
pants After wearing them all day at work  Socially Awkward Penguin
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