Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't know how to respond to unwanted advances. responds with memes.

doesn't know how to respond to unwanted advances.  responds with memes.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Come home to stranger's dog pooping on lawn keep driving until they leave

Come home to stranger's dog pooping on lawn keep driving until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

First kiss with girl Dies in tragic bathtub accident next day

First kiss with girl Dies in tragic bathtub accident next day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plans out whole conversation with cute co worker in head Walks right past her without saying a word

Plans out whole conversation with cute co worker in head Walks right past her without saying a word  Socially Awkward Penguin

I need a dark hairdye, kinda like yours. I want to be a blackhead.

I need a dark hairdye, kinda like yours. I want to be a blackhead.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Customer Service agent refers to me as "Mam" I don't correct them

Customer Service agent refers to me as

Barista asks how I want my coffee people in coffeeshop only hear me say "as long as its not too black"

Barista asks how I want my coffee people in coffeeshop only hear me say

Almost walks into cat apologizes while stepping around

Almost walks into cat apologizes while stepping around  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a car coming Pretends to tie shoe so the car doesn't stop

Sees a car coming Pretends to tie shoe so the car doesn't stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

has dream of talking to a really cute girl chatting with her on the internet

has dream of talking to a really cute girl chatting with her on the internet  Socially Awkward Penguin
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