Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees bus about to leave Doesn't run for it so nobody notices me

Sees bus about to leave Doesn't run for it so nobody notices me  Socially Awkward Penguin

At the mall: "Look at this ugly dress!" Sales associate is wearing same dress.

At the mall:

Considers making a Reddit account Manning Up

Considers making a Reddit account   Manning Up  Socially Awkward Penguin

pencil rolls under a girls desk looks like i'm not taking notes the rest of class

pencil rolls under a girls desk looks like i'm not taking notes the rest of class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets invited over by a girl "Can you help me loosen these jars?"

Gets invited over by a girl

Get enough courage to walk into the bosses office and quit Adralines pumping so hard you forget why you walked in his office

Get enough courage to walk into the bosses office and quit Adralines pumping so hard you forget why you walked in his office   Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger Outside Lock the door as quietly as possible so as not to offend

Stranger Outside  Lock the door as quietly as possible so as not to offend   Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl wants him to take her home He sprints away

Girl wants him to take her home He sprints away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Poops at work Waits 45 minutes for everyone else to leave before exiting

Poops at work Waits 45 minutes for everyone else to leave before exiting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend's only working bathroom is in parents' bedroom Willingly piss pants

Friend's only working bathroom is in parents' bedroom Willingly piss pants    Socially Awkward Penguin
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