Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone from high school walk the the other way

See someone from high school walk the the other way  Socially Awkward Penguin

"what's the number..." "for 911"

have deep, meaningful, and intimate conversations with friends on facebook never see or talk to them IRL

have deep, meaningful, and intimate conversations with friends on facebook never see or talk to them IRL  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get to bathroom stall at the same time as someone else First one to poop loses

Get to bathroom stall at the same time as someone else First one to poop loses   Socially Awkward Penguin

Say something funny in class, cute girl laughs and smiles heart skips a beat

Say something funny in class, cute girl laughs and smiles heart skips a beat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Which seat Can I take?

Which seat Can I take?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone picks up your pencil and puts it in their pocket Say nothing

Someone picks up your pencil and puts it in their pocket Say nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

ASKED while eating a terrible salad, 'HOW IS YOUR MEAL TONIGHT?' PERFECT.

ASKED while eating a terrible salad, 'HOW IS YOUR MEAL TONIGHT?' PERFECT.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles at you on the train check 'missed connections' on craigslist later

Cute girl smiles at you on the train check 'missed connections' on craigslist later  Socially Awkward Penguin

Neighbor finds pineapple in backyard Blame the dog

Neighbor finds pineapple in backyard Blame the dog  Socially Awkward Penguin
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