Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to compliment a pretty girl in conversation when she tells you she tells you she has a boyfriend "is your boyfriend as cute as you?"

Trying to compliment a pretty girl in conversation when she tells you she tells you she has a boyfriend

Waiter asks for order "I am nothing"

Waiter asks for order

Girl gives me a hug Feels her boobs, under my bigger boobs

Girl gives me a hug Feels her boobs, under my bigger boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets cute lady friend to grocery shop with me, suddenly Remember something I missed while heading to register Checks out anyway and goes back the next day to get the item...But sees her there too

gets cute lady friend to grocery shop with me,  suddenly Remember something I missed while heading to register Checks out anyway and goes back the next day to get the item...But sees her there too   Socially Awkward Penguin

watches the notebook eyes are red from sleeping, not crying

watches the notebook   eyes are red from sleeping, not crying   Socially Awkward Penguin

Got stuck in traffic in a taxi Doesn't tell the chauffeur an alternative route fearing that he gets angry

Got stuck in traffic in a taxi Doesn't tell the chauffeur an alternative route  fearing that he gets angry   Socially Awkward Penguin

snot getting everywhere doesn't want to interrupt class to get tissue

snot getting everywhere doesn't want to interrupt class to get tissue  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dials wrong number Person with the same name living at the address

Dials wrong number Person with the same name living at the address   Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts telling a funny story realizes it isn't funny, apologizes

Starts telling a funny story realizes it isn't funny, apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

boobies girls bigass tits and nibbles

boobies girls bigass tits
and nibbles  Socially Awkward Penguin
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