Socially Awkward Penguin

poops at boyfriend's house clogs the toilet

poops at boyfriend's house clogs the toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Paper or plastic?" "Yes."

Wants to convey in a witty yet jovial manner that was not using sarcasm In an attempt to make friends for future college experiences

Wants to convey in a witty yet jovial manner that was not using sarcasm In an attempt to make friends for future college experiences  Socially Awkward Penguin

say hello to cute girl sitting next to you and she doesn't respond turns out she's deaf

say hello to cute girl sitting next to you and she doesn't respond turns out she's deaf  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pizza Delivery guy: Enjoy your pizza Thanks. You too

Pizza Delivery guy: Enjoy your pizza   Thanks. You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

said goodbye to someone on the elevator stopped to stare at nothing so we wouldn't walk in the same direction

said goodbye to someone on the elevator stopped to stare at nothing so we wouldn't walk in the same direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Crush's Mom asks why i don't date her daughter friendzoned

Crush's Mom asks why i don't date her daughter friendzoned  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter says, "enjoy your meal" replies: "You too"

Waiter says,

Writes status update on Facebook Edits six times before posting

Writes status update on Facebook Edits six times before posting  Socially Awkward Penguin

shops only junk food adds a fruit in case cashier would comment

shops only junk food adds a fruit in case cashier would comment  Socially Awkward Penguin
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