Socially Awkward Penguin

Practices conversation in head before talking to someone First sentence comes out as "Ah shewesta bea blurghender"

Practices conversation in head before talking to someone First sentence comes out as

GIRLFRIEND hesitant ABOUT GIVING FIRST HANDJOB DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT THAT BIG AND SCARY

GIRLFRIEND hesitant ABOUT GIVING FIRST HANDJOB
 DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT THAT BIG AND SCARY
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says no to a guy who wants a piece of gum gives a hot girl 3 pieces

Says no to a guy who wants a piece of gum gives a hot girl 3 pieces  Socially Awkward Penguin

driving with friends explain and apologize for every turn

driving with friends explain and apologize for every turn  Socially Awkward Penguin

values comfort wears jogging pants all the time

values comfort wears jogging pants all the time  Socially Awkward Penguin

No one likes facebook post after 5 minutes DELETES

No one likes facebook post after 5 minutes DELETES  Socially Awkward Penguin

coworker goes in bathroom right after you "heads up, someone took a gross shit in there!"

coworker goes in bathroom right after you

Found friends cell phone better call him to let him know...

Found friends cell phone better call him to let him know...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take a shit in club get searched for drugs

Take a shit in club get searched for drugs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hug someone pat own hand

Hug someone pat own hand  Socially Awkward Penguin
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