Socially Awkward Penguin

Had a reddit account for a month haven't posted anything for fear that i will only get down votes, or everyone will hate me and somehow kick me off

Had a reddit account for a month haven't posted anything for fear that i will only get down votes,  or everyone will hate me and somehow kick me off   Socially Awkward Penguin

Front desk girl at the gym says "Have a good workout" "you too"

Front desk girl at the gym says

Forget to ask for your meal to go I guess I'm eating here

Forget to ask for your meal to go I guess I'm eating here  Socially Awkward Penguin

reaches the crosswalk at the same time as the car pulls out cellphone pretending to talk to someone to avoid walking first

reaches the crosswalk at the same time as the car pulls out cellphone pretending to talk to someone to avoid walking first  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have fun at your brothers wedding" "you too"

COP GIVES TICKET FOR SPEEDING "THANK YOU"

COP GIVES TICKET FOR SPEEDING

hey, who died, haha "my mom"

hey, who died, haha

enjoys intelligent conversation just not very good at the "conversation" part

enjoys intelligent conversation just not very good at the

sees friend hugging people goodbye hides behind larger friend to avoid hug

sees friend hugging people goodbye hides behind larger friend to avoid hug  Socially Awkward Penguin

Records voicemail greeting takes 12 tries to get it right

Records voicemail greeting takes 12 tries to get it right  Socially Awkward Penguin
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