Socially Awkward Penguin

Blasting music in the car Turn it down at red lights so no one can hear

Blasting music in the car Turn it down at red lights so no one can hear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told a girl walking down the steps in front of me to hurry up... She turned around and I saw she was on crutches.

Told a girl walking down the steps in front of me to hurry up...  She turned around and I saw she was on crutches.  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm gonna run to the bathroom Can I bring you anything back?

I'm gonna run
 to the bathroom Can I bring you anything back?  Socially Awkward Penguin

can i ask who is speaking errrr

can i ask who is speaking errrr  Socially Awkward Penguin

Met his obese neighbor at a local party "Hey congrats! you look fabulous. What are you expecting?"

Met his obese neighbor at a local party

Facebook friend does something annoying waits a week before complaining so they don't realize it's targeted at them

Facebook friend does something annoying waits a week before complaining so they don't realize it's targeted at them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go up to black cashier wanting a moolatte. "Can I have a mulatto, please?"

Go up to black cashier wanting a moolatte.

forgets the punchline

forgets the punchline  Socially Awkward Penguin

gives kid candy for halloween "thanks come again!"

gives kid candy for halloween

my girlfriend said she was thinking about me today after reading a bunch of these.

my girlfriend said she was thinking about me today after reading a bunch of these.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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