Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy breaks up with you never going out in the first place

Guy breaks up with you never going out in the first place  Socially Awkward Penguin

significant other hates me thinks it's because of my confession bear

significant other hates me thinks it's because of my confession bear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Casually takes a sip of drink Forgets he's in the middle of a game of 'never have I ever'

Casually takes a sip of drink Forgets he's in the middle of a game of 'never have I ever'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bring new girl home stomach makes loud gas noises all night

Bring new girl home stomach makes loud gas noises all night  Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy birthday Thanks. You too.

Happy birthday Thanks. You too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walks in to use urinal stay completely silent until they leave

Someone walks in to use urinal stay completely silent until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like the receipt with you, or in the bag?" "Yes."

looks at nsfw pic on r/wtf gets turned on

looks at nsfw pic on r/wtf gets turned on  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Just put it on shuffle" Shit.

Exited reddit on computer opened reddit app on phone

Exited reddit on computer opened reddit app on phone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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