Socially Awkward Penguin

SEES GIRL WITH PROSTHETIC ARM STRUGGLING WITH STACK OF BOOKS AT LIBRARY "Can I give you a hand?"

SEES GIRL WITH PROSTHETIC ARM STRUGGLING WITH STACK OF BOOKS AT LIBRARY

"Nice shorts" He isn't wearing shorts.

goes to italian restaurant orders the easiest thing to pronounce

goes to italian restaurant orders the easiest thing to pronounce  Socially Awkward Penguin

"YOu Remind Me Of My Dad" Girlfriend Says During SEX

LOOKS UNDER STALL TO SEE IF ANYONE IS USING IT MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH POOPER.

LOOKS UNDER STALL TO SEE IF ANYONE IS USING IT MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH POOPER.  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl checking tickets at movies says "enjoy your movie" "thanks, you too"

cute girl checking tickets at movies says

Texting a friend who is talking shit on a girl he is good friends with and you agree with him... She was on his phone.

Texting a friend who is talking shit on a girl he is good friends with and you agree with him... She was on his phone.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets to class early Just me and the teacher

Gets to class early Just me and the teacher  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked to introduce self to group of 80 students says everything except name

Asked to introduce self to group of 80 students says everything except name  Socially Awkward Penguin

bump into blind girl "sorry didn't see you"

bump into blind girl
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