Socially Awkward Penguin

unlimited free refills if the waiter/waitress remembers to offer them

unlimited free refills if the waiter/waitress remembers to offer them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts a presentation Stutters and forgets everything

Starts a presentation Stutters and forgets everything  Socially Awkward Penguin

use random car window to check hair realize there's been someone in there staring at you the entire time

use random car window to check hair realize there's been someone in there staring at you the entire time    Socially Awkward Penguin

checks time on iPhone and sets it aside sees iphone lit up in peripherals "awesome a text message!"

checks time on iPhone and sets it aside sees iphone lit up in peripherals

person coughed Says "bless you"

person coughed  Says

Looks at self in someone's car window. Someone is inside. Keeps looking.

Looks at self in someone's car window. Someone is inside. Keeps looking.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks a girl out on facebook Deletes profile

Asks a girl out on facebook Deletes profile  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to a massage clinic because of neck pain Disguised brothel

Went to a massage clinic because of neck pain Disguised brothel  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Okay Class get into groups" Fuck...

Sees neighbours are having a BBQ Waits until they're gone to mow lawn

Sees neighbours are having a BBQ Waits until they're gone to mow lawn  Socially Awkward Penguin
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