Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know how to use chopsticks won't ask for a fork

Doesn't know how to use chopsticks won't ask for a fork   Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't cross street now Black guy walking toward me might think I'm racist

Can't cross street now Black guy walking toward me might think I'm racist  Socially Awkward Penguin

voice squeaks Speak deeper than normal the rest of the conversation

 voice squeaks Speak deeper than normal the rest of the conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks: "What have you been up to?" Answer: "Pretty good, thanks."

Someone asks:

Deux bus STM de la meme ligne qui se suivent, le 1er plein, le 2eme vide Tout le monde monte dans le premier

Deux bus STM de la meme ligne qui se suivent, le 1er plein, le 2eme vide Tout le monde monte dans le premier  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to text friend about the funny thing that just happened "But then I won't have anything to talk about when we hang out"

Wants to text friend about the funny thing that just happened

At a red light. An acquaintance pulls up next to you. Sit uncomfortably staring straight ahead until light turns green.

At a red light. An acquaintance pulls up next to you. Sit uncomfortably staring straight ahead until light turns green.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees another person approaching on same sidewalk Both cross street to avoid confrontation at the same time

Sees another person approaching on same sidewalk Both cross street to avoid confrontation at the same time  Socially Awkward Penguin

GETS TO MEET BOYHOOD IDOL POOPS ON FLOOR

GETS TO MEET BOYHOOD IDOL   POOPS ON FLOOR  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey I just met you And this is crazy" Leave.

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