Socially Awkward Penguin

What's your name? Nice to meet you! My name is socially awkward penguin... What was your name again? Nice to meet you! My name is socially awkward penguin.

What's your name? Nice to meet you! My name is socially awkward penguin... What was your name again? Nice to meet you! My name is socially awkward penguin.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meets my grandfather Greets him with handshake and name

Meets my grandfather Greets him with handshake and name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Googles "I hate cats" "Redditor walks in"

Googles

use bathroom in someone else's house time fart to coincide with flush

use bathroom in someone else's house time fart to coincide with flush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone calls when you get out shower Get dressed extremely fast so they don't know you're naked

Someone calls when you get out shower Get dressed extremely fast so they don't know you're naked  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone else using hand dryer Keep washing hands

Someone else using hand dryer Keep washing hands  Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks of something cool to say stutters while saying it

thinks of something cool to say stutters while saying it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets dressing at salad bar eats salad anyway to make it look like it was on purpose

Forgets dressing at salad bar eats salad anyway to make it look like it was on purpose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Rosh Hashana Greet muslim person with 'happy new year'

Rosh Hashana Greet muslim person with 'happy new year'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys new shoes Doesn't wear them to avoid being complimented

Buys new shoes Doesn't wear them to avoid being complimented  Socially Awkward Penguin
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