Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to poop in public bathroom hold it until someone turns on a hand dryer

Have to poop in public bathroom hold it until someone turns on a hand dryer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits next to nun on bus Rubs arm on her boob the whole ride.

Sits next to nun on bus Rubs arm on her boob the whole ride.  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets walked in on while naked covers face with hands, not dick

gets walked in on while naked covers face with hands, not dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Call waitress Voice is too low to hear so just pretend that you never called her

Call waitress Voice is too low to hear so just pretend that you never called her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to think of clever animal metaphor Awkward Penguin

Tries to think of clever 
animal metaphor Awkward Penguin  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits until 11 on the weekends to get on social networking site so people don't think i'm sitting at home with nothing to do

Waits until 11 on the weekends to get on social networking site so people don't think i'm sitting at home with nothing to do  Socially Awkward Penguin

Checks out hair in car window reflection Somebody sat in the car

Checks out hair in 
car window reflection Somebody sat in 
the car  Socially Awkward Penguin

puts wallet back in pocket before receiving change

puts wallet back in pocket before receiving change  Socially Awkward Penguin

see`s sexy big tittied girl struggling with 2 little dogs say`s "those look like a handful" (she walks away fast)

see`s sexy big tittied girl  struggling with 2 little dogs say`s

Gets in elevator with someone going to top floor Gets off and walks down 5 flights of stairs to avoid stopping elevator

Gets in elevator with someone going to top floor Gets off and walks down 5 flights of stairs to avoid stopping elevator  Socially Awkward Penguin
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