Socially Awkward Penguin

sretching in class gets called on by teacher

sretching in class gets called on by teacher  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends three months writing jokes trying to make front page Finally makes it with a picture of a huge snickers bar

Spends three months writing jokes trying to make front page Finally makes it with a picture of a huge snickers bar  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Happy Birthday wishes on facebook. Feels obligated to like every single one of them.

Gets Happy Birthday wishes on facebook. Feels obligated to like every single one of them.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to talk about a topic overheard at another table Afraid to be accused of Eavesdropping

Wants to talk about a topic overheard at another table Afraid to be accused of Eavesdropping  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit beside friends End up sitting beside a stranger, ask friends (6 of) to move up one to leave a space

Sit beside  friends End up sitting beside a stranger, ask friends (6 of) to move up one to leave a space  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hello? Oh, you dialed the wrong number?" "I'm sorry."

Would you like to see dinner and eat a movie?

Would you like to see dinner  and eat a movie?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Recruiter from pre-ipo startup visits linkedin profile dreams life as a millionaire

Recruiter from pre-ipo startup visits linkedin profile   dreams life as a millionaire  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only the middle urinal is open Waits

Only the middle urinal is open   Waits  Socially Awkward Penguin

Superglue 20p to the pavement for the lols Doesn't stick. Then someone picks it up and it gets permanently stuck to their hand.

Superglue 20p to the pavement for the lols Doesn't stick. Then someone picks it up and it gets permanently stuck to their hand.    Socially Awkward Penguin
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