Socially Awkward Penguin

Looking at on coming traffic to make a safe turn Occasionally looks at surroundings to avoid accidental eye contact

Looking at on coming traffic to make a safe turn  Occasionally looks at surroundings to avoid accidental eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

alright class! find a partner! OH GOD NO

alright class! find a partner!
 OH GOD NO  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't pass people slowly walking in front of me Because I don't want to look like a jerk

I don't pass people slowly walking in front of me Because I don't want to look like a jerk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Server at restaurant memorizes your order never goes back

Server at restaurant memorizes your order never goes back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends went through my submission history held an intervention telling me i need to stop posting to reddit

Friends went through my submission history held an intervention telling me i need to stop posting to reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

keeps on riding the bus until his pants dry so no one thinks he shit or pissed his pants

keeps on riding the bus until his pants dry so no one thinks he shit or pissed his pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

New to town and unknowingly sits in the handicap seat on public transportation walk off of bus with a fake limp so no one judges me

New to town and unknowingly sits in the handicap seat on public transportation walk off of bus with a fake limp so no one judges me    Socially Awkward Penguin

Keep feet tucked under toilet when pooping at work In case anyone can recognize my shoes

Keep feet tucked under toilet when pooping at work In case anyone can recognize my shoes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to say either dip or stick in front of my teacher "dick"

Tries to say either dip or stick in front of my teacher

Walks up for a polenta sample "Can I try the placenta?"

Walks up for a polenta sample
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