Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl "Hey, I love your accent" "Okay"

Hot girl

Girl ask if I want to play guitar hero 'Nope, Beat it"

Girl ask if I want to play guitar hero 'Nope, Beat it

Listens to KPCC all the time Hasn't pledged.

Listens to KPCC all the time Hasn't pledged.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Chair makes farting noise Unable to repeat farting noise despite best efforts

Chair makes farting noise Unable to repeat farting noise despite best efforts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hasn't served himself food because mom hasn't waited in line with me

Hasn't served himself food because mom hasn't waited in line with me   Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets boyfriend has company over farts freely

Forgets boyfriend has company over farts freely  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl next to me yawns "Bless you"

cute girl next to me yawns

In strip club Redditing on my phone

In strip club Redditing on my phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Football player bumps into me in cafeteria "Sorry, excuse me"

Football player bumps into me in cafeteria

FRIENDS MOM: "YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT SWEETHEART?" "NO THANKS I HAD SOME JUICE AT BREAKFAST"

FRIENDS MOM:
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