Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to tie shoe at crosswalk Wearing cowboy boots

Goes to tie shoe at crosswalk Wearing cowboy boots  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets to bar before friends Sits in car and pretends to be on a phone call until they arrive

Gets to bar before friends Sits in car and pretends to be on a phone call until they arrive  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't tell what friends want to watch on TV Watch jersey shore for two hours

Can't tell what friends
want to watch on TV  Watch jersey shore for two hours   Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to cursor disco wallflower Caption 5 goes here

Go to cursor disco   wallflower Caption 5 goes here  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has diarrhea in quiet house can only flush so many times before they catch on

Has diarrhea in quiet house can only flush so many times   before they catch on  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only responsibility at work is to wave at people Take a drink when someone drives by

Only responsibility at work
 is to wave at people  Take a drink when someone drives by   Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet a female for the first time Don't know whether to handshake or not so end up waving

Meet a female for the first time Don't know whether to handshake or not so end up waving  Socially Awkward Penguin

"so how's it look?" "YeaH GREAT THANKS!"

Goes To Bikini Barista and stares... straight forward the whole time.

Goes To Bikini Barista and stares...  straight forward the whole time.   Socially Awkward Penguin

won 2 tickets in lottery "lose" one so I don't have to decide which friend to sell it to

won 2 tickets in lottery
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