Socially Awkward Penguin

"How's it going?" "Not too much"

Creates meme Doesnt post it for fear of ridicule

Creates meme Doesnt post it for fear of ridicule     Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets addressed as a "she" Starts talking in the deepest voice possible

Gets addressed as a

"We'll be reading outloud next lecture to get you all talking" skips class

SEND E-MAIL TO SELF SPAM FOLDER

SEND E-MAIL TO SELF SPAM FOLDER    Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs Help A.S.A.P.

Needs Help A.S.A.P.  Socially Awkward Penguin

on phone with girl & accidentally hang up in middle of sentence don't call her back

on phone with girl & accidentally hang up in middle of sentence don't call her back    Socially Awkward Penguin

Exited stall...saw little girl in men's room. Paternalistically chuckled and told her not to worry, it happens to everyone. Little girl says, "You're wrong. This is the Women's room." Little girl is right.

Exited stall...saw little girl in men's room. Paternalistically chuckled and told her not to worry, it happens to everyone.   Little girl says,

Drives too fast for middle lane But too slow for left lane

Drives too fast for middle lane But too slow for left lane  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wanted to buy 50 shades of grey Is afraid that the cashier will judge her

Wanted to buy 50 shades of grey Is afraid that the cashier will judge her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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