Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute girl drive by Checks out rear bumper

Sees cute girl drive by
 Checks out rear bumper  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone was mean to me Spent the last 6 years winning the argument in the shower

Someone was mean to me  Spent the last 6 years winning the argument  in the shower  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey this is crazy but your voice smells baby so Brush your teeth maybe

Hey this is crazy but
your voice smells baby so Brush your teeth maybe  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets footage of reddit meetup Mostly films everyone's feet

Gets footage of reddit meetup Mostly films everyone's feet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guitar god with the voice of an angel Never plays for anybody

Guitar god with the voice of an angel Never plays for anybody  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thought I was clicking repost Clicked report

Thought I was clicking repost Clicked report  Socially Awkward Penguin

need one martini glass buy two so cashier doesn't think you're drinking alone

need one martini glass buy two so cashier doesn't think you're drinking alone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realized he was watching wrong movie online Finishes it then watches right one

Realized he was watching wrong movie online Finishes it then watches right one  Socially Awkward Penguin

Office lady, "Goodnight" works during the day Me, "Goodnight" works at night

Office lady,

Waitress: "Enjoy your meal." "You too!"

Waitress:
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