Socially Awkward Penguin

uses email to avoid actual conversation still gets nervous

uses email to avoid actual conversation   still gets nervous  Socially Awkward Penguin

see someone i know in public avoid them and decide to text that i saw them

see someone i know in public avoid them and decide to text that i saw them  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I actually applied and interviewed twice for the position you got." asks politely, "oh, and how did it go?"

gets all of Kaufman's IDs from older brother Finds out he changed them this year.

gets all of Kaufman's IDs from older brother Finds out he changed them this year.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Mostly just the second one

Mostly just the second one   Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes a hit to relax around crush Experiences first marijuana-related panic attack.

Takes a hit to relax around crush Experiences first marijuana-related panic attack.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes a piss at a urinal Gotta piss for a longer time than the guy next to me

Takes a piss at a urinal Gotta piss for a longer time than the guy next to me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks of witty, original post Takes a nap and forgets it

Thinks of witty, original post Takes a nap and forgets it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waited until the elevator emptied to fart Elevator stops for more people on the next floor.

Waited until the elevator emptied to fart Elevator stops for more people on the next floor.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Is late for class debate not going so everyone doesn't turn around to look at you

Is  late for class debate not going so everyone doesn't turn around to look at you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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