Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to explain Bus Protocols to a black coworker uses "master" and "slave" 50 times

Tries to explain Bus Protocols to a black coworker uses

Goes into store to look around Buys something not to look weird

Goes into store to look around Buys something not to look weird     Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks down the street and girl walks up to him to ask for the time *checks for boner*

Walks down the street and girl walks up to him to ask for the time *checks for boner*  Socially Awkward Penguin

sleeping on train wake up leaning on stranger

sleeping on train wake up leaning on stranger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes shopping for groceries puts all veggies and fruit on top of bin so anyone having a look will think i have a responsible diet

Goes shopping for groceries puts all veggies and fruit on top of bin so anyone having a look will think i have a responsible diet  Socially Awkward Penguin

went to the bathroom in the handicap stall there was a person in a wheelchair waiting when I came out

went to the bathroom in the handicap stall there was a person in a wheelchair waiting when I came out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss' wife asked if I gained weight. I said no. "Oh, well it looks like you have!"

Boss' wife asked if I gained weight. I said no.

Reading an argument on Facebook Jumps when an arguer switches to caps lock

Reading an argument on Facebook Jumps when an arguer switches to caps lock  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend dies in a car accident on way to honeymoon today Still trying to enjoy birthday

Friend dies in a car accident on way to honeymoon today  Still trying to enjoy birthday   Socially Awkward Penguin

roommate's girlfriend comes to visit apartment Doesn't leave room entire time she's there

roommate's girlfriend comes to visit apartment Doesn't leave room entire time she's there  Socially Awkward Penguin
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