Socially Awkward Penguin

Manager: Have a sec? "I have all the sex"

Manager: Have a sec?

mow lawn Ask father, "How was the mow job"?

mow lawn Ask father,

Brain meshes "Pumpkin" & "Cupcake" Calls wife "Cumcake"

Brain meshes

Pick up cute girl's dropped change Miss her hand when giving it back

Pick up cute girl's dropped change Miss her hand when giving it back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl at store asks "debit or credit"? I say, "yeah!"

Cute Girl at store asks

Sits next to fellow redditor in class makes meme instead of talking to them

Sits next to fellow redditor in class makes meme instead of talking to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey what's up!" "Good"

Waiter jokes that they only seat tables of two or more apologize and sprint towards door

Waiter jokes that they only seat tables of two or more apologize and sprint towards door  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I love you" "You love me"

Accidentally openes a NSFW .GIF in lecture Misses the close button, instead opens another less SFW picture

Accidentally openes a NSFW .GIF in lecture Misses the close button, instead opens another less SFW picture  Socially Awkward Penguin
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