Socially Awkward Penguin

find note with phone number that reads "call me" Hope she sees anonymous internet post about it instead

find note with phone number that reads

Sends drunk message to girl on facebook Didn't like facebook anyway

Sends drunk message to girl on facebook  Didn't like facebook anyway   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Soup or Salad?" yes

sees girl is short, pays difference for her coffee "Plenty more where that came from" Winks

sees girl is short, pays difference for her coffee

an orange red?! god why did i make an account

an orange red?! god why did i make an account  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cant pronounce chinese Menu Item Orders something else

Cant pronounce chinese
 Menu Item Orders something else   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to become some guys girlfriend tells him he will never get a girlfriend the way he is

Tries to become some guys girlfriend tells him he will never get a girlfriend the way he is  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have music playing in car Turns it down when someone pulls up next to them at a light

Have music playing in car Turns it down when someone pulls up next to them at a light  Socially Awkward Penguin

Colleague pulls into carpark at the same time as me Spend extra long grabbing my stuff so i don't have to make small talk on the way in

Colleague pulls into carpark at the same time as me Spend extra long grabbing my stuff so i don't have to make small talk on the way in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Birthday Buy self baloon so people say happy birthday

Birthday Buy self baloon so people say happy birthday  Socially Awkward Penguin
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