Socially Awkward Penguin

Comments on crush's facebook status Checks obsessively to see if they "liked" it.

Comments on crush's facebook status Checks obsessively to see if they

"sorry, i already have plans" doesn't have any plans

have a furious argument with a believer realise you used to believe the same shit 2 weeks ago

have a furious argument with a believer realise you used to believe the same shit 2 weeks ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

types long reply expressing an opinion on the matter DELETE

types long reply expressing an opinion on the matter DELETE  Socially Awkward Penguin

play death metal from your home stereo. quickly turn it down when someone comes to the front door. wait . . . . . . .they leave. turn music up again. repeat as necessary.

play death metal from your home stereo. quickly turn it down when someone comes to the front door. wait . . . . . . .they leave. turn music up again. repeat as necessary.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cuddling with cute girl you are suddenly aware that you swallow and fight the urge

Cuddling with cute girl you are suddenly aware that you swallow and fight the urge   Socially Awkward Penguin

Typing slightly offensive comment Heart Rate: 100 bpm

Typing slightly offensive comment Heart Rate: 100 bpm  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy stretching in class Give high five

Guy stretching in class  Give high five  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes bad joke about shooting co-worker Loses job and spends night being interrogated.

Makes bad joke about shooting co-worker Loses job and spends night being interrogated.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Deep Tissue Massage Torture Massage b/c I won't speak up

Deep Tissue Massage Torture Massage 
b/c I won't speak up  Socially Awkward Penguin
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