Socially Awkward Penguin

takes girl on first date makes quick stop at home depo for duct tape and rope for school project... girl goes to bathroom, never comes back.

takes girl on first date makes quick stop at home depo for duct tape and rope for school project... girl goes to bathroom, never comes back.  Socially Awkward Penguin

develops Fear of Spilling Cherry coke asks someone next to her to open it via facebook

develops Fear of Spilling Cherry coke asks someone next to her to open it via facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

Disparately Needs to cough Holds back in agony until finally alone

Disparately Needs to cough Holds back in agony until finally alone  Socially Awkward Penguin

"what would you like on your sandwich?" "everything"

reads SAP... totally applicable... vows to never read SAP penguin again...

reads SAP... totally applicable... vows to never read SAP penguin again...  Socially Awkward Penguin

see funny facebook post posted seconds ago wait a few minutes before commenting

see funny facebook post posted seconds ago wait a few minutes before commenting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is Invited to MEME facebook GROUp posts no Memes in group, instead posts them in status

Is Invited to MEME facebook GROUp posts no Memes in group, instead posts them in status  Socially Awkward Penguin

has a pack of gum at school everyone's my friend

has a pack of gum at school everyone's my friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

stop at crosswalk to let car pass Car stops anyway

stop at crosswalk to let
car pass Car stops anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

takes a dump at home; poop is solid and well formed takes a dump at friend's house; sloppy joes all over the toilet

takes a dump at home; poop is solid and well formed takes a dump at friend's house; sloppy joes all over the toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin
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