Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to hold in sneeze at funeral ends up farting

Tries to hold in sneeze at funeral ends up farting  Socially Awkward Penguin

has awesome sex dreams thinks it might actually be real gets nervous and wakes up

has awesome sex dreams thinks it might actually be real gets nervous and wakes up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Food order taking longer than usual is afraid of complaining.

Food order taking longer than usual is afraid of complaining.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How Do you want your eggs?" well done please

doesn't upvote because noone else has

doesn't upvote because noone else has  Socially Awkward Penguin

listen to someone tell a story worry they'll think you're not interested, act overly interested making them think you're faking interest, they say never mind and walk away, never get to hear the end of the story.

listen to someone tell a story worry they'll think you're not interested, act overly interested making them think you're faking interest, they say never mind and walk away, never get to hear the end of the story.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person behind you kicks your ankles "sorry"

Person behind you kicks your ankles

Tells Lame-ass story to same person twice

Tells Lame-ass story to same person twice  Socially Awkward Penguin

About to say goodbye when the phone loses signal Immediately calls back just to say goodbye

About to say goodbye when the phone loses signal Immediately calls back just to say goodbye  Socially Awkward Penguin

find a song that i like on the radio change the station because there are people in the car

find a song that i like on the radio change the station because there are people in the car  Socially Awkward Penguin
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