Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone call goes to voicemail hang up practice message and call back

Phone call goes to voicemail hang up practice message and call back  Socially Awkward Penguin

What's your favorite color? good

What's your favorite color? good  Socially Awkward Penguin

Called someone a Karma whore for a touching story on Facebook

Called someone a Karma whore for a touching story on Facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Spend morning Preparing what to say to hairdresser" "What are we doing today?" "oh, just do whatever you think will look good"

walks into florist to get a wristlet "Hi, I'd like to pick up a corset."

walks into florist to get a wristlet

Go to use the bathroom Fly already unzipped

Go to use the bathroom Fly already unzipped  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend: Hi My Mom: you sure are big up top!

Girlfriend: Hi  My Mom: you sure are big up top!  Socially Awkward Penguin

fail to realize it was going to be a manly handshake ends up squeezing their hand as they're letting go

fail to realize it was going to be a manly handshake ends up squeezing their hand as they're letting go  Socially Awkward Penguin

would you guys sined mending the guarantor forms?

would you guys sined mending the guarantor forms?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into bathroom Recognizes the other person at the urinals and pretends to take a piss until they're gone

Walks into bathroom Recognizes the other person at the urinals and pretends to take a piss until they're gone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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