Socially Awkward Penguin

Lab partner calls me jake answers to jake

Lab partner calls me jake answers to jake  Socially Awkward Penguin

job Interviewer: "describe yourself in one word" me: "hard working"

job Interviewer:

gets ignored by target employee, everyone hears me calling her a bitch finds out she's deaf

gets ignored by target employee, everyone hears me calling her a bitch finds out she's deaf  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finish taking a poo in a public restroom Only tear off toilet paper 3-4 times so person in next stall doesn't think I smushed shit between my cheeks

Finish taking a poo in a public restroom Only tear off toilet paper 3-4 times so person in next stall doesn't think I smushed shit between my cheeks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too Nerdy to be Popular Thought I was too cool for the nerds

Too Nerdy to be Popular Thought I was too cool for the nerds  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has something to post doesn't to avoid attention on cake day

Has something to post doesn't to avoid attention on cake day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks of an awesome way to contribute to a group conversation 11 hours after the conversation takes place

Thinks of an awesome way to contribute to a group conversation 11 hours after the conversation takes place  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, what's up?" "Good, how are you?"

Starts rubbing forearms quickly in class entire class knows i have a boner now

Starts rubbing forearms quickly in class entire class knows i have a boner now   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Now go to youtube so we can watch the video." www.youjizz.com

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