Socially Awkward Penguin

someone asks for directions pretends not to know to avoid a conversation

someone asks for directions pretends not to know to avoid a conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets told "i love you" responds with "i share that sentiment"

gets told

Pisses in stall that already has piss on the seat Wipes it off when he's done so the next person doesn't think it was him

Pisses in stall that already has piss on the seat Wipes it off when he's done so the next person doesn't think it was him  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Those neighbours upstairs are so loud when they get naughty" Chatting with her own neighbours from downstairs.

Has no clue What to do with hands while walking

Has no clue What to do with hands while walking    Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommates use laundry detergent without asking Ruins their clothes instead of talking to them about it

Roommates use laundry detergent without asking  Ruins their clothes instead of talking to them about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

military might be watching this computer types "thank you for your service"

military might be watching this computer types

Goes to a michelin star restaurant uses the 5 seconds rule to eat chicken off the floor.... after minutes of deliberation

Goes to a michelin star restaurant uses the 5 seconds rule to eat chicken off the floor.... after minutes of deliberation  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone i kinda know starts getting on the same bus as me and we always end up making awkward small talk starts walking to work

someone i kinda know starts getting on the same bus as me and we always end up making awkward small talk starts walking to work  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got hollered/honked at by 4 cars While running shirtless Two of them were dudes

Got hollered/honked at by 4 cars While running shirtless Two of them were dudes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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