Socially Awkward Penguin

pays barman with exact amount waits for change

pays barman with exact amount waits for change  Socially Awkward Penguin

In class writing assignment Write name of hot boy beside you on paper instread of your own

In class writing assignment Write name of hot boy beside you on paper instread of your own    Socially Awkward Penguin

People think you're being stand-offish. Just don't have anything to say.

People think you're being stand-offish. Just don't have anything to say.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute awkward emo girl done the street, has courage to say, "Hi." Realizes when she gets closer its a twelve year old boy.

Sees cute awkward emo girl done the street, has courage to say,

BK cashier says "Hi, how are you doing?" "Can I have a whopper?"

BK cashier says

Gets number from cute girl frames it...never calls

Gets number from cute girl frames it...never calls  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells hairdresser what style he wants never speaks again

Tells hairdresser what style he wants never speaks again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to have arrested development double date asks other guy across a table of a dozen people

Wants to have arrested development double date asks other guy across a table of a dozen people  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a facebook message waits for them to go offline to reply

Gets a facebook message waits for them to go offline to reply  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to a dollar store Excuse me, how much is this?

Goes to a dollar store Excuse me, how much is this?    Socially Awkward Penguin
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