Socially Awkward Penguin

Constantly checks if sound Is coming out of earphones

Constantly checks if sound Is coming out of earphones  Socially Awkward Penguin

Steals groceries To avoid looking stupid by not knowing how to use self check out

Steals groceries  To avoid looking stupid by not knowing how to use self check out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes in for the handshake Squeezes too early and gets only your fingers

Goes in for the handshake Squeezes too early and gets only your fingers  Socially Awkward Penguin

about to have first kiss with someone you really like "So, have you had any beer or bread since you last brushed your teeth?"

about to have first kiss with someone you really like

Listening to headphones Constantly take them off to make sure music can't be heard by others

Listening to headphones Constantly take them off to make sure music can't be heard by others  Socially Awkward Penguin

Conductor asks for ticket Adrenaline rush

Conductor asks for ticket Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Happy birthday" "ok"

Interviewer: "Hello" Penguin: "Good thanks"

Interviewer:

Type up long post asking about how to impress cute nerdy guy Guy could be a Redditor, delete entire post

Type up long post asking about how to impress cute nerdy guy Guy could be a Redditor, delete entire post  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits down in public bathroom stall waits for everyone to leave before starting

Sits down in public bathroom stall waits for everyone to leave before starting  Socially Awkward Penguin
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