Socially Awkward Penguin

Enters bathroom to find middle urinal occupied I am only here to wash my hands

Enters bathroom to find middle urinal occupied I am only here to wash my hands  Socially Awkward Penguin

date cancels thank christ

date cancels  thank christ  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to resturant where waiters sing birthday song Eat in fear

Go to resturant where waiters sing birthday song Eat in fear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl you like logs on Facebook Chat Not ready, log out before she notices

Girl you like logs on Facebook Chat Not ready, log out before she notices  Socially Awkward Penguin

Massage inner thigh during academic class Everyone thinks I'm wanking

Massage inner thigh during academic class Everyone thinks I'm wanking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Militant racism somehow implied in memes doesn't post on memes page anymore to avoid being called racist

Militant racism somehow implied in memes doesn't post on memes page anymore to avoid being called racist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lends money to friend Too nervous to ask for it back, ever again

Lends money to friend Too nervous to ask for it back, ever again  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Don't mess this up, She's totally into me" Forget how to sit in chair. Shift awkwardly for next hour

Go to sip a coffee in public but realise it's too hot Pretend to sip

Go to sip a coffee in public but realise it's too hot Pretend to sip  Socially Awkward Penguin

spooning a girl for the first time, best day of my life oh god awkward arm

spooning a girl for the first time, best day of my life oh god awkward arm  Socially Awkward Penguin
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