Socially Awkward Penguin

"You say sorry too much." "Sorry."

Tells girl she has something under her arm turns out to be armpit overfilled with hair

Tells girl she has something under her arm turns out to be armpit overfilled with hair  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fist Bump Adrenaline rush

Fist Bump Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

searching for funny reddit post in saved links with my class nsfw links everywhere

searching for funny reddit post in saved links with my class nsfw links everywhere  Socially Awkward Penguin

douse fingertips dry as if full saturation has been achieved

douse fingertips dry as if full saturation has been achieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

Older woman who gave me a hair cut - "Good luck with classes" "Thanks, you too..."

Older woman who gave me a hair cut -

Airline concierge wishes me a safe flight Says "you too."

Airline concierge wishes me a safe flight Says

Gets invited to Jewish friend's pyjama party Wears blue and white striped pyjamas.

Gets invited to Jewish friend's pyjama party Wears blue and white striped pyjamas.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says phone broke just so they don't have to talk to anyone

Says phone broke just so they don't have to talk to anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Getting breakfast as college freshman; "Debit or express?" bacon

Getting breakfast as college freshman;
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