Socially Awkward Penguin

"what kind of girls do you like?" I like little girls

Finally having sex with a girl and she wants to give me head! I have chronic gas from dinner.

Finally having sex with a girl and she wants to give me head! I have chronic gas from dinner.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into bathroom sees one other person in their using 1 of the 8 urinals Turn around and walk out and try again later.

Walks into bathroom sees one other person in their using 1 of the 8 urinals Turn around and walk out and try again later.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Excited to meet you for the first time closes car door on hand

Excited to meet you for the first time closes car door on hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stalks Ex's GF on FB Find out from ex you accidentally friended her

Stalks Ex's GF on FB Find out from ex you accidentally friended her  Socially Awkward Penguin

is offered hand shake holding something, so stranger has to shake fist

is offered hand shake holding something, so stranger has to shake fist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sneezes Says "Thanks" before anyone even blesses

Sneezes Says

Bumps into NPC In skyrim "sorry"

Bumps into NPC In skyrim

Sexual Oppressed Penguin necrophiliac, Homosexual, pedophile, murderer of the young.

Sexual Oppressed Penguin necrophiliac, Homosexual, pedophile, murderer of the young.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys the plan b pill "It's not for me, it's for my best friend's girlfriend"

Buys the plan b pill
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