Socially Awkward Penguin

acquaintance approaches Pretend to text

acquaintance approaches Pretend to text  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets someone's name Looks like they'll be "dude" from now on

Forgets someone's name Looks like they'll be

"see you later" walks in the same direction

girl ignores cell phone while talking to you she's perfect

girl ignores cell phone while talking to you she's perfect  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl keeps rubbing up against you "She must be really drunk, I'll leave her alone"

Girl keeps rubbing up against you

Prepares 2 hours for job fair trips in front of first recruiter

Prepares 2 hours for job fair trips in front of first recruiter  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take up bellydance feel self-conscious about belly

Take up bellydance feel self-conscious about belly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Travel with boyfriend avoid smelling his poop to not ruin the mystery

Travel with boyfriend avoid smelling his poop to not ruin the mystery  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I need more batteries!" Batteries? Sorry, All I have is an infinite supply of bullets...

Sees girl he knows walking slowly in front of him Slows down so he won't have to talk to her

Sees girl he knows walking slowly in front of him Slows down so he won't have to talk to her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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