Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks to old acquaintance casually drops own name in to conversation in case they forgot

Talks to old acquaintance casually drops own name in to conversation in case they forgot  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hi, your name is John right? My name is Lisa. Hi, my name is John.

Hi, your name is John right? My name is Lisa. Hi, my name is John.  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks girl out, she says she is seeing someone tells her, "Congratulations"

asks girl out, she says she is seeing someone tells her,

Friend just went home saying they were sick I must have said something wrong

Friend just went home saying they were sick I must have said something wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to use the urinal Someone else walks in

Goes to use the urinal Someone else walks in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to get christmas wrapping done, friend asks me to get a ring wrapped for him Tells cute girl to put a bow on it, because it is for the guy standing over there

Went to get christmas wrapping done, friend asks me to get a ring wrapped for him Tells cute girl to put a bow on it, because it is for the guy standing over there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is excited about a Christmas gift Pretends to be excited to make sure gift giver sees excitement

Is excited about a Christmas gift Pretends to be excited to make sure gift giver sees excitement  Socially Awkward Penguin

Me: "Enjoy the show!" Customer:" YOU TOO!"

Me:

Something something something cute girl Shits pants.

Something something something cute girl Shits pants.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sends email without the attachment Replies with an apology but still no attachment

Sends email without the attachment Replies with an apology but still no attachment  Socially Awkward Penguin
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