Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy in front of me shits in the single person bathroom at a restaurant Guy behind me thinks i did it. No eye contact.

Guy in front of me shits in the single person bathroom at a restaurant Guy behind me thinks i did it.  No eye contact.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets more karma by making self seem like a loser

Gets more karma by making self seem like a loser  Socially Awkward Penguin

Police officer: Stay out of trouble You too, sir

Police officer: Stay out of trouble You too, sir  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier: "Enjoy your meal" Me: "You too."

Cashier:

overtakes someone while walking gets overtaken by same person

overtakes someone while walking gets overtaken by same person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Do you want her number? Why would I want that?

Do you want her number? Why would I want that?
  Socially Awkward Penguin

How would you like me to split the checks? "GOOD"

How would you like me to split the checks?

Sees stranger come in the bathroom "What's up?"

Sees stranger come in the bathroom

enjoy your meal you too

enjoy your meal you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Opens up every drawer in kitchen trying to find garbage can Host finds you, "Looking for something?"

Opens up every drawer in kitchen trying to find garbage can Host finds you,
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