Socially Awkward Penguin

smiles at two year old black kid in metro feels guilty for racism and pedophilia

smiles at two year old black kid in metro feels guilty for racism and pedophilia  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went out drinking last night texted half my contacts to "wake the duck up"

Went out drinking last night texted half my contacts to

opens birthday card pretends not to notice NO money inside while reading card

opens birthday card pretends not to notice NO money inside while reading card    Socially Awkward Penguin

"We should skype" FUCK

BUY NACHOS AT A MOVIE THEATER ONLY EAT DURING LOUD PARTS

BUY NACHOS AT A MOVIE THEATER ONLY EAT DURING LOUD PARTS  Socially Awkward Penguin

A potentially awesome party gets cancelled Relieved

A potentially awesome party gets cancelled Relieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

pushes bathroom door open as someone is trying to exit gets startled and spazzes out

pushes bathroom door open as someone is trying to exit gets startled and spazzes out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gum loses flavour in middle of class Swallows it instead of crossing room to throw it out

Gum loses flavour in middle of class Swallows it instead of crossing room to throw it out  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone cuts you off as you begin to speak wait a while before trying again

someone cuts you off as you begin to speak wait a while before trying again  Socially Awkward Penguin

20 minutes late for first class Goes home

20 minutes late for first class Goes home  Socially Awkward Penguin
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