Socially Awkward Penguin

relative shows up with their baby "oh god please don't ask me to do anything with it"

relative shows up with their baby

Sees MG/marksman position open scared that they will waste it

Sees MG/marksman position open scared that they will waste it  Socially Awkward Penguin

"The Bible is meant to be Bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." Has Celiac's Disease

"You always look pretty when I'm Horny"

Farts in public toilet Sits on the seat till the other guys leave, so that they cant see who farted

Farts in public toilet Sits on the seat till the other guys leave, so that they cant see who farted  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl walking in front of you drops her papers walk right past her

Girl walking in front of you drops her papers walk right past her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Think of a post idea Can't word it properly

Think of a post idea  Can't word it properly  Socially Awkward Penguin

has to fart in public colon ruptures

has to fart in public colon ruptures  Socially Awkward Penguin

2013 Resolutions 1: Post on reddit ... Check 2: Leave house ... maybe tommorow

2013 Resolutions  1:  Post on reddit ...    Check 2:  Leave house ...     maybe tommorow   Socially Awkward Penguin

see coworker walk into bathroom first didn't really need to go right now anyway

see coworker walk into bathroom first didn't really need to go right now anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin
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