Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to say "Do you know how to cut, kent?" It comes out "Do you know how to cunt, ket?"

Trying to say

Gets startled by random stranger "sorry"

Gets startled by random stranger

Red light up ahead Stop ten feet before actual line to avoid eye contact with person in car next to you

Red light up ahead Stop ten feet before actual line to avoid eye contact with person in car next to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl gives you her number as you put it in your phone cancel

Hot girl gives you her number as you put it in your phone cancel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks best friend out and she says yes she thought it was a joke and was playing along

Asks best friend out and she says yes she thought it was a joke and was playing along  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watches "Curb your Enthusiam" Sees nothing wrong

Watches

SITS BESIDE ARTICULATE CRUSH BABBLES INCOHERENTLY

SITS BESIDE ARTICULATE CRUSH   BABBLES INCOHERENTLY  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone about to enter through the same glass door I want to exit, Stop and wait for them. It's my own reflection

See someone about to enter through the same glass door I want to exit, Stop and wait for them. It's my own reflection  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got invited to 'game night' brought scrabble

Got invited to 'game night' brought scrabble    Socially Awkward Penguin

Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner

Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner  Socially Awkward Penguin
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